We got our hands dirty for this one. Or was it, “we got them clean”? Jonathan “Hollywood” Hannon and I decided to tackle yet another COVID lockdown record and this time did it with an ingredient we cannot get enough of these days: wet soap.

We had to stack bars of soap that had been soaked in water for at least 1 minute before the attempt began. We had to stack them 1 at a time alternating between us. I let my fingernails grow out so I could get a good grip on them and so did Jonathan, but he decided to grab them without the nails anyway.

The first time we tried it the stack fell down. It has to remain standing for 5 seconds after the minute is up. The biggest challenge is actually getting the bars to stay on top of each other. They’re so slick that as you add more bars on top, any variance on the bottom is amplified and it trieds to squeeze the ones below out. We also didn’t have the stack straight. On the second try we reserved the last 5 seconds to just stabilizing the stack. It wasn’t quite straight, but it was sturdy enough to survive the required 5 seconds, and a bit longer.

We managed 47 bars in 1 minute surpassing the previous mark of 40 set by another team of 2.

… as fast as possible.

Kenny Rogers once said:

“You’ve got to know when to hold ’em
Know when to fold ’em
Know when to walk away
And know when to run

You never count your money
When you’re sittin’ at the table
There’ll be time enough for countin’
When the dealin’s done”

I think I made a decent compromise here of counting them as fast as possible. I stacked 79 poker chips in one minute breaking the previous Guinness World Record’s title of 75.

I’ve spent a fair amount of time stacking things as quickly as possible which is what makes this record possible.

I also enjoy a little Texas Hold ’em (low stakes only), and while my math background from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology seems like it might be handy, it’s really not helpful for this record, nor for playing poker with the professionals (which I’ve never done).

I’m at 47 records submitted to Guinness in 2020. Can I do another 5 in the next 11 days?

The first time we broke this record, the mark to beat was 18. This time is was 61. It was harder this time.

The record was for the most grapes sliced in one minute with a samurai sword while standing on a balance board.

We thought it might be as easy as last time since he’s ambidextrous and I’m super-practiced on a balance board. It wasn’t that easy. After warming up, and two full attempts, we ran out of grapes. We had to come back for another night of attempts and this time we got it. The first time we broke the record we got 57, this time, we got 68 beating the standing record of 61.

It may not have been quite as easy, but that just means it was that much more meaningful. It’s credited as a one-person record, but Hollywood Hannon made the Guinness website in both picture and name, so I’m going to say this one belongs to him as well.

He did make the Guinness website in photo and name, so I feel like this one belongs just as much to him as it does to me.

This was the third of three records broken on Guinness World Record day 2020. It’s nice that we’ve been on the same quaranteam this year.

I’ve been practicing to catch stuff in my mouth so I decided to go after another one. This time for the most candy-coated corn caught in the mouth by an individual in one minute (self thrown). The previous record was 41.

There are a couple of tricky things about this record beyond simply catching the popcorn in the mouth, the hardest for me was actually getting popcorn into my throwing hand fast enough and the other was throwing the popcorn high enough for Guinness but not so high it took too long to come down or had too much error in the throw.

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My favorite part about this record (and may these days) is my two boys cheering me on (as they happily ate the excess candy corn). That was even more special than getting 50 to break another Guinness World Record’s title.

I honestly didn’t expect this to be the most dangerous record Jonathan and I have attempted to date. We sliced 41 apples in one minute while juggling 3 knives. We’ve sliced kiwis with a samurai sword while standing on a swiss exercise ball.

This one left me bleeding more than any other.

This record was for the most eggs caught with the mouth in one minute. The previous record was 17.

We had to stand 2 meters apart and the eggs were thrown one at a time. I then had to catch them with my mouth and set them aside. In the end, we had to carefully inspect all the eggs to ensure none were cracked and broken.

There were a bunch of eggs that were cracked and broken. If I didn’t have teeth I think this record would be a lot easier. These cheap medium white eggs cracked every time they even knicked my teeth. I had to wrap my lips around my teeth and stick my tongue out to have a chance at catching the eggs unbroken, and even then, lots of them cracked.

On the official attempt, my upper lip cracked as well. Halfway through the attempt, the eggs all came out pretty bloody. Fortunately, I was able to keep my composure and finish the attempt.

In one minute, Jonathan threw 36 eggs, I caught 24 in my mouth, and 18 of them were uncraked and unbroken after the attempt.

The previous record of 17 was broken. My lip was as well, but I’ll heal and the world record is ours.