The Official Greeting of the Pandemic

It was only fitting that for my first work trip in two years we attempted the Guinness World Records title for the most fist bumps in one minute (with different people) – the official greeting of the pandemic. It was at the Cradlepoint partner conference in Nashville, TN.

This record was a logistical challenge. The previous record was 123 people. The conference room was large and I would need to bump more than 2 fists per second to break the record. How could I get a line of people that long in a room? I ended up moving tables around to make sure I had a lane to run and found a way to wind all the folks around to make it happen.

After practicing with everyone and specific instructions on how to hold their fists and loud 3, 2, 1 go I took off. I had to provide slow-motion footage of each fist bump to I had GoPros in front and behind to make sure I got the shots for each bump.

I ended up making it through all 157 people in the room with less than 2 seconds to spare. I made contact with every fist but Guinness has particular rules about how each bump needs to be knuckle to knuckles and not just a brush so we disqualified 5 of them for a submitted count of 152 fist bumps in one minute.

My knuckles were red and on fire after the attempt. It’s 2 days later as I write this and my knuckles are still a little bruised and dry from making contact.

Thank you to all who participated at the Cradlepoint partner conference and an especial thank you to those who made it possible: Todd Kelly, Doug Bierman, Mike Hagman, Paul Rodeghiero, Stoney Tuckness, Michael Dickens, David E., Zach Lane, Jessica Christie, Eric Purcell, Tony Ardueser, Dillon Lukehart, Roger Billings and some I’m forgetting!

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